Monday, 15 November 2010

OK Seriously, i’m really not impressed with myself!

For Fucks sake guys, im sorry i keep forgetting! its been like, 5 months since i last wrote!

So much has happened, Spain was great, very hot, but too be honest, it was the most exciting holiday :)

I’ve met my new best friend Heleana, she is awesome, you’d love her. We are so alike its weird, and she’s borrowed my shoes and everything! we’ve known each other for about 4 weeks. weird. anyway, i love her loads, we both want to get our lips pierced but my mam says im not allowed till im 18 :( meh oh well.

I’m going to Germany in December, can’t wait, i love Germany. i’m gonna go get everyones christmas presents :) the school says im only allowed 60Euros. screw them im taking the best part of 200 :) haha. what they dont know cant hurt them right?

Sorry this is  so brief, but to be honest, there really isnt much to talk about, thinking back in time about things ive done is quite depressing :)

Ill write again soon, promise!

Oh and by the way, to all those who did their 1a Science exams last Thursday, hope that you all did well, we get our results back sometime next year :) Good Luck :)

Saturday, 3 July 2010

OMG I FORGOT YOU GUYS!

sorry for being away for so long!!

nothing has happened really so i guess thats why i haven’t blogged. i can tell you what is going to happen though!

I’m going to Adventure France with school in two weeks, its a PGL Site in Dordogne. we’re going for 10 days.

I’m going to Ireland again, i went in the half term and it was hilarious! so i’m going again to go live with my cousin for a week.

I’m going to Spain in August as my family trip of the year, going to stay in my Auntie Rita’s Villa in Alicante. we’re going for 10 days.

I’m going to Germany in December with school. we’re going to Cologne for 3 days.

thats about it. sorry but that is all. tbh i cba haha!

Talk to you when i get back from Adventure France. I’ll actually have something interesting to tell you guys haha!

Wednesday, 26 May 2010

Oh My Christ!!!!

Sorry guys i forgot bout you!!!

a lot has gone on. First. my SATs went well, i got….ummmm i can’t remember but oh well but i did good! i got a B in my Physics paper so that makes it two B’s from Physics and Chemistry. im in the process of learning for my biology and i should do the paper at the end of the year. i’ve found out what GCSE’s i’m taking!!! What happened was that loads of students wanted to take textiles as their Design Tech. but seeing how there was only 25 places and 55 wanted places we’ve had to go to reserves etc. however i’ve got in! woop! i also know ive got Art and Geography because…. if you were taking Music, you got a letter about it. Music is my reserve so i know i’ve got my first two choices cos i didn’t get a letter… get it? and then there wasn’t enough people in German to make two lessons so i’m in the only German class hahaha!!! with other people, of course, just not enough to make two classes!!

I’ve quit rowing. yes i’ve said it! im finished with it! ok this is what happened. there is a person who has just gone rowing crazy and has definitely chosen rowing over their friends. soooo. she has been a

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bit off with me, i mean, i did accidently break her boat right?! did i tell you bout that? if i didnt i crashed into another member of our club and broke the boat… as you can see… eek. anyways. it wasn’t (rather isn’t) her boat anyway its just the one she races in and did some crazy “i love rowing stuff” and bought some shoes to put in it! WAIT!!! just to let you know i am NOT i repeat NOT saying she is in anyway what so ever a bad person, cos she really isn’t! it’s just she hasn’t been particularly nice to me, but that doesn’t mean she is horrible to other people! so back to the reason why i left… Saturday a few weeks back i was about to get into our quad to train for our regatta last week, even though one of our crew members had damaged her back, so we had someone take over our missing crew members place and my coach decided to put our usual Cox into a double and the person i’ve fallen out with in her place instead. i then asked my coach if i was going to go at stroke, as someone else in our crew needed some tips on rating etc. he said no so i said “ok its good i’m not going at stroke i’m tired today” where as this person only heard (well i was walking away from here and facing away from her!!) “ok its good im not going at stroke” so she took it the wrong way and thought i said that cos of her and she then said “this is gonna be a fun session” so i said (like the idiot i am) “it will be if we don’t be moody cows” and my coach thought i only referred to her! so he told me to go home!! when i told my dad, he said i wasn’t allowed to go anymore. i then cried 4 hours without stopping about it in my room! aw well! i wanted to quit anyway.

well the next Saturday, at the regatta, i went down to support the guys and my mother said that she had so many people come up to her and ask if i will be coming back. Mam has asked me reconsider quitting. i am allowed back to rowing, i just decide not to. i’m still thinking but the chances are i won’t, but if i dont then i need to convince my dad that it will be worth his money if i go to a different sports club. i’d really like to start badminton! i got really burnt that day too! lol

i’m doing my German speaking and reading papers tomorrow. i’m not nervous, i just haven’t learnt my speaking questions!!! lol. ah well, i always get a good mark anyway!

Anyways i’m singing off. gotta learn the questions lol!

Talk soon

Adios iosiosiosiosiosiosiosiosiosios…..

Ralph

 

Monday, 26 April 2010

SATs… What a great way to start a week after a wonderful weekend hey?!

It was a lovely weekend that has just left us, i wish it never ended! It was a gorgeous week. Sunny everyday with a few light showers! It was REAALY hot! Saturday, i was out rowing, training for our regatta the next day (Sunday) and i was boiling! it was at least 20 degrees! then after rowing i went home, grabbed something to eat then cycled to Brooklands Race Track and Museum to meet James Ballard. He was doing his DofE Volunteering. So i went to keep him company from 1pm till 5pm. so i was out from 8am to 12pm rowing, then 1pm till 5pm at Brooklands!! I was knackered after! which was good in a way as it meant i went to sleep the moment i lay my head on my pillow! the next morning i went to Lea Regatta in London. I went in a double with long-term friend and fellow club member Alice Shepherd, me at Bow and her at Stroke. due to the way they planned it, we did our first race in the Semi’s, and we won! Despite me and my rubbish calculation in distance and we crashed into a moored barge JUST BEFORE the finish line, and the other crew was catching up! but we crossed it eventually! So we went into Final later that day, and unfortunately lost. But i had to Cox the boys in their quad, and you know what, despite the WHOLE crew soaking me with their blades whilst pelting it done the course, we won! and that was straight final! and we won! So i got a Pot! my first Pot!!! When we crossed the line i shouted on the top of my voice, THANK YOU BOYS!! and they said “why are you saying thank you?” and i said “you got me my first Pot!” Mark, who was at Bow said…

NO WAY! we did not just get you your FIRST Pot with you as a COX?!

i said yes! I think he is now envying me… i mean i didnt exactly do much in that boat, i steered it… a bit. What i love about us winning was, for about 300 meters (out of 600) we were neck and neck with the other crew. but suddenly, we pulled right ahead of them! i was screaming at them to keep going, James Needham at Stroke was making his hilarious faces of pain and concentration and we crossed the line, soaked and incredibly happy. then Mark calls out from Bow, “Amy, look left” i look left and his foot was poking out the boat. he then said “my foot came out of the shoes at halfway!!!”  We were so shocked!!! haha!

We took home a hefty load of 9 Pots yesterday. James Needham and Mark from their Double, Toby Jefferies and George Roberts from their Double and James Needham, Zac Cole, Stan Tilling, Mark Whitfeild and Myself in the Quad. Well, according to tradition… i have a date with some incredibly cold River Water… The Cox of a Quad or Octo has to be thrown into the river by the crew if they win. GREAT! we were going to do it yesterday, but the water was oily and full of weeds, so we’re doing it tomorrow after we unload and re-rig the boats. i might get my Mother to come down and help so she can get pictures of us jumping in! and me getting thrown in!! haha

Well today i had my first Math Exam out of Two. i have a science paper in May. FUUUN! i really cant be arsed with them but oh well!!! meh

Anyways i got to do some revision so i’ll write again soon! Wish me luck!!!

 

Ralphie

xxx

Wednesday, 14 April 2010

The irony…

Remember last time i posted my blog, i wrote at the end that i am a Lobster who eats Swedish meatballs who wears a blue anorak with hair like sonic the hedgehog who sits around the house doing nothing and eating chocolate all day… well. That has now changed. I still am a Lobster who eats Swedish meatballs who wears a blue anorak with hair like sonic the hedgehog… but i’ve ran out of chocolate and i haven’t been sitting around for days… in fact i went to Thorpe Park one day, same old sae old really but for the past FOUR and today FIVE DAYS!! i have been cleaning out my room!!! FIVE DAYS! ahaha. My Mother said i can have a £108 Draftsman Desk with Lightbox if i clean out my room. Thing is not only do i want this desk, i want to repaint my room. So i’ve cleaned my shelves out and thrown away Five bin bags. i’ve also filled a crate of tings which is going in the loft and a shelf of stuff going on Ebay or to charity. Alls good really.  room

I threw out my previous desk and now it is in the garden, as well as my TV which i haven’t used in about five years… no i won’t sell the TV its so old a crap we’re just going to throw it away! i’ll probably sell my desk though. I’ve taken down ALL of my posters. my room looks so bare, i have a TINY room with a lot of high sitting furniture so i have no idea how i managed to get over 50 posters on my wall, and the majority of them are A2!!!

on the other hand, i do actually have a social life. Someone has been texting me alot, but i won’t say their name. I’ll call them Lightbulb… not for any particular reason, i just looked around my room and saw the lightbulb and thought, lets call them that. Anyway, Lightbulb has been texting me a lot recently and i’m starting to think that Lightbulb is flirting. thing is… i think i am back. i don’t want to upset Lightbulb or Lighbulbs friends. Lightbulb has the tendency to be very complimentary when Lightbulb feels like it. Thing is if i start to make a move on Lightbulb maybe Lightbulbs other close friend will have a go, cos Lightbulb is a very nice person and has various friends but me and this other person are particularly close. The thing is… i have two friends who are almost exactly the same, which i why i made up a name. so i’ve described TWO people as one. thing is again, they don’t know that my other friend is like them so they won’t think i’m talking about them.  especially as neither of them have actually met each other as well so they won’t tell if they are similar or not… god i’m clever.Both of them can be quite stupid about this kind of trick anyway so they won’t understand. AAAAnnnndddd they probably won’t even read this because they’d rather go on Facebook or MSN!!! Ah Well!!!

Anyway i’m going to go now so i’ll write again soon, probably after i’ve done my room, i’ll put pics up!

Byeeee for now

 

Little Blue Ghost

 

xxx

Monday, 5 April 2010

Meatballs and Lobsters… what more can i want in my Easter Hols?

Easter is a great time of year. its not so much as i get loads of chocolate, its the fact i have an excuse for lying round the house doing bugger all! “Why are you doing nothing Amy?" … “I feel ill, i ate too much chocolate!” its great! I hate all that Jesus Christ mumbo jumbo. i think it’s all bull. happy zombie Jesus day! now that is more like it! i got three Easter eggs this year, i was quite happy! seeing how these are the first eggs i got at Easter in 3 years! Bloody parents think i eat too much chocolate, thing is they never give me enough money to go buy chocolate in the first place so i have no idea where they get that idea from!

I’m going to the cinema today, Dad booked three tickets to Alice in Wonderland, for my brother, himself and my brothers mate and then he booked two tickets for Kickass for me and a friend of mine. however, all of my friends have buggered off on holiday or have family round, soooo… my brother will have two friends and they see Alice in Wonderland and me and my dad will watch Kickass. According to a certain crazy cousin, it is hilarious!

I’ve been eating Swedish meatballs for about four days now. my father decided to empty the food section of IKEA and we now have about 6 packets of meatballs and ten packets of cracker bread! but then again, Jodie and i have been having fun taking the piss out of various people and doing Lobster impressions so i don’t really care about the barricade of Swedish food, to be honest, it is quiet tasty!

Oh yeah, last week i got a boyfriend then broke up with him five days later! hahaha! he was getting grief off everyone else at school so we thought it be best if we broke up! lil arsehole couldn’t take the pressure! aw well! :D

So i’m a single pringle lobster who eats Swedish meatballs and dresses in a blue anorak with hair like sonic, who also lies around the house doing nothing and eating chocolate. Lifes good!

I’m gonna love you and leave you now

Until next time

Auf Wiedersehen!!

Little Blue Ghost

xxx

Monday, 22 March 2010

ooohh…. scary! Little Blue Ghost with hair like Sonic the Hedgehog…

I’m officially a GCSE student… i gave in my Options Form on Friday!! i have picked the following

German (French reserve)

Art and Design and Geography (Music reserve after an invite from the music Dep. to take Music)

Textiles (Resistant Material reserve. there is no hope in hell i’m taking graphics as a second choice…)

Scary huh? ooohhh….

anywayssss…… i had a Head last saturday. we came SECOND out of eight… we were quite pleased, tad bit disappointed, the winners were only 20 seconds ahead… :( oh well!!! NEXT TIMEEEE

went to Thorpe Park yesterday… HAHA! the Video is of me at Thorpe Park, if it loads then feel free to watch it!

Just gonna give a shout out to a very special person. Hi Jake!! If you’re reading this, keep updated and tell your mates i write online, want to get this across the world!!

sooo…… what have you been up too? Comment bellow pleassseee!!

Its Tom’s birthday tomorrow… fun! i got him 12 cakes… as in cupcakes not full sized cakes… god he isnt fat! get that image out your head you mean people! Jeeeese!

ok now i have no idea what to say. even though SOOO much has happend! well… not really!

so im going to go, im going to search for interesting things to do with my life

ill leave you with this

Byeee

Ralph…

I’m a little teapot short and stout… her’s my handle here’s my… oh bugger i’m a sugar bowl….