Boredom, why am I so bored?

School holidays eh! what can i say. they are sooo boring! There is nothing you can do...
well, there is a lot of things to do, just, we can never be bothered to do them! I mean, i WAS going to go to Thorpe Park today but i couldn't be bothered to get out of my bed! it's a good thing i didn't go as well cos my friend who recently moved to France came and knocked on my door! haven't seen her since the beginning of the summer holidays and i was so pleased to see her! i was still in my pyjamas but who cares?! Like, they are just clothes you wear in bed right! so it doesn't really matter. at least I wasn't naked! i was dressed! just in bed clothes! Anyway! I'm not allowed on Facebook till the weekend! It kinda broke the computer! why is it that whenever i touch the computer, somehow, it dies! i got the BLUESCREEN OF DEATH! if you have ever had the BLUESCREEN OF DEATH! please write a comment on how it happened! it will be most amusing to hear all your weird tales. and i can also find out how many people get the BLUESCREEN OF DEATH! Mary is coming home from France tomorrow! can't wait! i can go to see her on her birthday too, cos i have an excuse to go to her house! i have to give her her present soooo before 6 o'clock i am going to her house and going to give her her present! so she can see me in my DISCO VIKING INFERNO OUTFIT!! Halloween is gonna be greeeat! I'm gonna go so hyper on sugar its gonna be insane! Jess A and i are going to have a movie Marathon as well, Phantom of the Opera, The Matrix Trilogy, Twilight, The Gremlins. those are just 6 of the hundreds of movies we are going to watch on Saturday!

Now, something really straaange! i know a boy called Dominic Strange right (strange by name, strange by nature!) and he told me last night that he has a six pack, and i don't believe him. soooo, next time i see him one of my friends has to judge whether or not he has one. if i win and he DOES NOT have one then he has to kiss my friend Penny! if he wins and he DOES have one then i have to ask out the boy I'm crushing on! Send a comment on this post saying who u think will win this bet, does Dom have one, or not?!

OMG, i am really bored but there is so much to write about in this blog! i haven't stopped typing in about ten minutes! god I'm weird! see! i have no life! I'm spending an eternity typing to you guys! and half the people who read this i see on a daily basis! OMG I'M A WEIRDO! just to let you know the only thing i have eaten/drank today was a cup of tea! with NO sugar! i have no idea why I'm so hyper! I have got rowing tomorrow though! that will be fun! i will be seeing my friend Becky for the first time in 3 weeks(ish) she has been on holiday in Morocco, lucky munchkin! MEEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M SOOOOO BOREDDD! AND I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO FINISH THIS REALLY ANOYING BLOG BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING ESLE BETTER TO DO!

Ok, i'm gonna try something really cool! i am going to write the next paragraph without looking at the keyboard, then i'm not going to edit it so you can see how well ive learnt how to touch type... ok!? here we go...

hey my nam,r id Amy Dyer and i live in Weybridge with mt brother and mt mam nd mt dad. My mam is called Lixxie and mt dad is called Terry. mt brother id called Eamonn bur we call him ED for short. ED is also his initials! hey im getting the hang of touch typing now. i havent made a mistake yet! i'm doing really well arent i? see how bored i am? im practasing touch tupin in a blod! oh man i made a mistake!

OK I'm bored of that now too! touch typing takes to long! OK I'm gonna save you guys a lot of time doing more valuable things than Reading this crappy thing so I'm gonna end it here for today! maybe something more interesting will come up in the next few days. I'll update this on Friday so don't even bother looking tomorrow because i ain't even gonna bother unless something AMAZING happens (like my Eamonn getting pregnant or something)
Adios Amigos!
Lol i don't even do Spanish....
Auf Wiedersehen meine klein gross Shokolade Pfhankucken!
(Don't know what that means? copy and paste it into a translator if you really want to!)

Love
Amy
xxx

Ducks, Rain and Awkwardness

Saturday, it was amazing! i was with the bloody ducks from 10:30 to 4:30! i did not leave my post at all for 7 hours! Natalie told him for me though... she told him just before she came to keep me company and just before he went out in his boat to go race. She said that when she told him, he said that he already knew and that he had worked it out. i suppose is was kind of trying to stay away from him from time to time and that i kept smiling when he came in and i kept asking if he was going rowing everyday that he wasn't there etc etc. i didn't go rowing yesterday, i was in bed! according to Natalie he wasn't there either, i expected that though! he only goes when his brother does and his brother was probably moaning bout being tired or something!

Duck feeding was sooo fun! i was bored out of my bloody mind! However every Weybridge boat that went past i cheered for! except Him, i didn't see him go past. honest! i didn't see him! I saw my friends from Weybridge Ladies though! i cheered for them as well! sadly it was raining when i was feeding bloody ducks! a really nice lady who owned a barge wondered if i wanted to go inside out of the rain but i said 'as much as id love to, i have to stay here and feed these ducks!'

HAHAHA! just fell off my chair, Natalie just realised that the boy she fancies has a girlfriend! oh poor dear! Natalie and C****** beans sitting in the baked beans can!
Love you really Natalie

Temtped gets released tomoro, cant wait! i have an excuse to go to Mary's house on her birthday! to give her, her present! yay! she can see my viking outfit! my outfit is sorted, all i need now is viking horns! yay!

got to go now

Biiii

Amy

xxx

Ugh, Completely KNACKERED!

Last night was a night to remember for the rest of my life!
So disturbingly dirty and incredibly funny! Jess and I were up dancing to the Time Warp with a whole load of others i.e. the whole crowd! Ainsley Harriet was the Narrator... very funny. All the Narrators have to say this certain bit where the end of the sentence is 'the end of' and the crowd shouted out 'your career' and Ainsley Harriet replied to 'Your Career' by saying 'at least there is couscous!' as he pulled out a packet of his own Couscous! at some point someone shouted out 'Red Tomatoes!' and someone else shouted out 'Green Peppers!'
There is this particular scene where the main character Frank'n'Furter gets into bed with the other two main characters: Brad and Janet. Being a disturbing sexual show and Frank is a Transvestite, he obviously has sex with them! When he was in Brad's bed he went down into the covers and... well gave him a bj... then he came out of the covers and tried talking to Brad and every five seconds he pulls out hair from his mouth, chocking and pulling faces! incredibly funny, i was pissing myself!
The back up singers aka The Company, had to sing this really funny bit in the Time Warp were they made their voices really high pitched! Ha!
At the end when they were bowing and stuff, i was actually screaming in order to get my voice to be heard! i couldn't hear myself shout so i screamed! Wolf whistles and screaming! it was insane!

Jess didn't stay over in the end, she felt a bit sick and we were both very tired! the moment i went to bed i fell asleep!
Woke up this morning cos i thought i had to go to school! I woke up at 7:45 and practically feel out of bed thinking 'oh crap I'm late!' Then i remember that there was no school today so i watched Phantom of the Opera (again!) and cried at the end (again!). Its gonna be hard choosing between The Rocky Horror Show and The Phantom of the Opera as best musical.

I have to go Duck feeding tomorrow... He wasn't at rowing last night so Natalie didn't tell him... she's gonna tell him tomorrow instead. Oh the Nerves!

I'll write again tomorrow.

Amy

xxx

LETTS DOO THE TIIME WAAARP AAGAAIN!!

Here we go! Jess is here, were singing to songs and practising dance moves! Gonna get changed in a while, make up is gonna be sorted, hair, shoes etc... then we'll go down to my rowing and give in my fees... hopefully see him! then we are going to go off to the show! Fun Fun Fun! Still need to find out were my dance teachers seats are! cos then we can dance crazy dancing together! We can add an Irish twist to it!
Soooooo................. I'm actually really bored! if I'm bored how does Jess feel?

Passing on to Jess (BTW Wat ever she says I'm not editing so its completely from her own typing!!!)

So.......... Looking forward tio going to Amy's rowing to see him!! Lol i've been lookig forward to this for soooooo long!! It's going top be seriously funny but seriously akward :(
Rocky horror is gonna be bloody hilarious!!!!!! Its gonbna be just me and amy (maybe her dance teacher) dancing right at the front!¬!! ME with my Hollister shorts and Amy in her cocktail dress! ROFL!! Well At least school's out!! a whole week to do nothing... shame i have no money :( but me and Amy are havin a movie marathon & there are sooooo many movies i havent watched! Im gonna be soooooooo tired!!
Anyways bk 2 amy xxxx

Soooooo as you can see... Jess can't type or spell words properly on this computer! (she doesn't like my keyboard!)
Natalie is gonna tell him tonight if he shows up and if he doesn't, shes gonna tell him on Saturday whilst I'm out duck feeding.... MAJOR CRINGEY!!
I have a date with the ducks sooooooo sorry, I'm a bit engaged to hear your decision on whether to reject me or not!! :P

Update this again later tonight... maybe... if not tomorrow.....
sooooooooo.....

Nitey nite!
Love from

Amy and Jess

xxxxx

Let the Crazy Hyperactive Dancing in a Public Place Begin!

Oh Dear!

The name says it all! Crazy hyperactive dancing in a public place? it has to be at the one.... the only.... the ROCKY HORROR SHOW!!!
Tomorrow, in Woking theatre, i am going to go watch the Rocky Horror Show with one of my best mates, Jessica Armstrong! its gonna be fun dancing to the Time Warp and Sweeeet Transvestite! I'm going as Janet (of course) and I have nooo idea what Jess is going as! She's probably going in a pair of really short Hollister shorts and leggings!!! Ive learnt the words to Five songs in one night! I'm addicted to it now that Ive got tickets to go see it! i can't wait....
My dance teacher has also got tickets to go see this too! and the seats are really close! she'll be laughing at me dancing and singing!!!!

However there is a bad side to this, it means I'm not rowing this Thursday... i do have to go down before the show to give in my membership fees so there is a chance i will see him, but he doesn't usually go on Thursdays. i am DEFIANTLY telling him on Saturday because it is Silver Sculls Head (Rowing race) I'll tell him when he rows past me or something!!!

Hopefully my mum will take photos when we get back from the show and you can see what we looked like! the photos will be on my Facebook.... (friends only)
Ill put some photos up on my next blog...

Can't wait till tomorrow.... i dread Saturday!


Amy

xxx

Still... I wait

He wasn't at rowing yesterday.
I wasn't able to tell him...
i will though, just cos he wasn't there doesn't mean i wont tell him.
He might come on Thursday, he doesn't usually but if he does ill tell him, or Saturday. It's gonna be hard. he never leaves his brothers side so it'll be hard to tell him in private. I can try and tell him if i help put his boat away or something (its hard to put away his boat! you have too do the limbo between five different boats whilst carrying a crappy wooden boat that has a plastic sheet on it!!!) I still have no idea on how I'm gonna tell him. all my friends say different things when i ask them. it's hard to pick. i also keep thinking about all the different ways he could reject me... the only thing i would hate is if i tell him then he doesn't do Anything at all afterwards. I've had that once already, not again. i told my friend Penny last night that this isn't a crush anymore, i love him and all i have to do is tell him, yet its probably the scariest thing I'm ever gonna have to do.
It's the waiting.... i can't stand it. the longer i think about it the more i don't want to tell him.

So that proves it.... all you people out there picking on me.
Now you know.
I'm not bi, i probably never will be. I've decided who i am. No for gods sake stop picking on Mary. It takes a long time to decide. it took me 4 months to decide on whether or not i should tell him, so it'll probably take a long time for Mary to choose. I'm not bi, so what if i was. its natural for people to think this way.
Just get over it

Yesterday was funny though! James Russell, who i havent seen in aaaagggges, showed up. he thought it be funny to cover me in dirty, soapy water!. sponge on my back, soap everywhere! i grabbed his hat and ran off. he put me in an arm lock, grabbed the hat and covered my arm in soap! i grabbed a sponge to get him back and.... he got the hose!
it was bloody freezing that morning and he covered me in water!
My rowing coach told me to go have a warm shower to warm up... the girls changing room light wouldn't turn on! and i had no towel. so i didnt have a shower, instead i just dried myself with a t-shirt!!! thank god i had spare clothes though! I'm gonna kill him!
James Russell... you do that again.... beware!
(James Ballard if your laughing reading this then your gonna get a slap!)

Wish me luck for Thursday (if he sows up...)

Amy

xxx

The Decision Has Been Made...

Here we go,

The anxoius waiting is begining!
I have decided i do not want Natalie to tell him... instead i am... Tomorrow
I'm just gonna tell him just before i leave rowing
Nervous
It's gonna be for the best though. It might be that he likes me too. Then it'll be good right!?
Both my parents know now, they keep sayin
'yeah we like him, hes a nice boy!'
Ugh, if we end up going out i'm gonna have to tell them... awkward
what if it goes wrong though!?
what if he dosent like me?
i'm gonna have to think positive to get through this, no negative thoughts, just hope for the best! right? thats what your soposed to do? Oh i dont know...

I'll tell you what happens tomorrow

Wish me Luck

Amy

xxx

The Dawn of a New Age

Back again,

Dawn of a New Age, could mean lots of things...
for me, it means a complete and utter disaster!
Me and Mary... Oh dear!
We have this little joke about the fact that we are so close (friend wise) that we may as well be bisexual! for months we were telling people this and they didn't care. that all changed when Mary changed her relationship status of facebook to 'in a complicated relationship with Amy Dyer'
Great!
Now, Mary and I aren't actually bisexual. but we do wonder what it would be like... i.e. bi curious
Don't know what that is? look it up!
Today i had 34 people come up to me and say 'are you bisexual?' or 'are you and Mary going out?'
bloody hell? do i need to spell it out? you're friends with that guy aren't you? he just asked me that.. go ask him!
Typical
And it was mainly boys asking me this! I think they think its some kind of mutation!
ugh! i mean, i am most likely to stay straight! being bi curious is in everyone. 70% of the populations teenagers are bi curious, they just haven't realised it yet!
I have a crush on this guy, he goes to my rowing... i don't have a crush on a girl... so I'm straight! i just wonder things that's all! is wondering such a crime?
Jeese
My dad knows about this! he doesn't care. he is perfectly fine with it if i choose to become bisexual. some people are gay, the country, no, the world needs to get over it! its life...
This one girl in my class just lost quite a big chunk of respect from me today. she said that all gays and bi's should be burned. i don't respect her as much as i should now. if she said that to a gay person, she would probably go to court!


Rowing tomorrow, my crush might be there! hope he is, haven't seen him in two weeks cos he cant be bothered to come down to rowing! Natalie is going to tell him. about me liking him. Nervous
i would tell him, but i would tell him over the phone and he has a new number and I'm to nervous to go and ask for it. so Natalie is going to tell him to his face next Thursday when she gets back from Barcelona, if he comes down that is! ooer... oh the wait!

ill report back soon!

Amy

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Conffessions of a Crazy Hyperactive teenager!

Hey guys!

welcome to my blog!

Only started blogging today, thought id give it a go. you never know... i might be good at it!

I will be telling you everything that happens to me from when i wake up to when i go to bed.



So, lets start with the past week.

Sunday 4th

My dad is Irish, so when we found a local Irish dance school starting we couldnt resist. ive been dancing for almost four years now and last sunday i went to one of my compitions (Feis in gaelic). there are two types of dance, Heavy and Lights, depending on the shoes. one of my favourite dances is called the Heavy jig. sooooo.... im at my compition and i have just started to dance the heavy jig when i (amazingy) trip over my own leg and fell flat on my face! Landed on my knee and i twisted my ankle! it was quite amusing at first! bloody hurt though!



Monday 5th to Friday 10th

Ugh! School. Heathside school for the mentally insane people who's parents think homework is good for you! I mean it sucks! and its a waste of paper. think of all the trees being cut down so that we can do homework! its pathetic! and the bloody execise books. why cant we hget little tape recorders and record the lessons and we can listen to them in out sleep. scientists have proved that listening to things in your sleep can help you learn so why not at school.
German - Mrs Bennett (aka Frau Schaf -Mrs Sheep- ) is my German teacher. shes a good teacher, but she cant control our class! we can throw paper airoplanes across the class and she wont care. i hardly learn anything in her lessons! but then, i am really good at german so if i do learn anything, i would have caught onto it and said a paragraphs five tears before anyone else!
Math - Mrs Chow! we love Mrs Chow, like Frau Schaf, she cant control the class but she is still a good teacher. in induction 3 years ago i accidently pinged an elastic band at her head... she blamed the boys behind me!!! x
P.E. - last week of Basketball! thank god! i hate it cos i have to wear my gumshield! last time i played basketball (without my brace) i got smacked in the face with the ball, almost broken my teeth, so i have to wear my gumshield just incase!
Art + Textiles - Best lessons of the week, my strong points. i broke the sewing machine though!
English- Watching Baz Lurhamans Romeo and Juliet, is ok... i dont like Shakespeare
Science - all we did was sit and talk about atoms!!!

ok this is boring now, who carse about school?

Thursday 9th
Rowing
Haha such a funny night. I go rowing at Weybridge Rowing Club. i have more friends here then i do at school! But because its getting dark quicker now, we have to do land training on the rowing machines. 3 sets of ten minutes... aka Hell! my back hurt sooo much afterwards! thank god that on the weekends i actually go rowing on the river!
My best friend ever (god that makes me sound 6 years old!) Natalie and i were on the machines next to each other, with our iPods in our ears, rocking out to whatever it was that was playing. at one point i think we were both headbanging to something!

Saturday 11th
After Rowing - Guildford Spectrum
Ha, swimming, with Henry, Tom, Becky, Mary and Jodie... Rave in the swimming pool.... literally. we spent half the time in the jacuzzi playing truth or dare! then Backy and Henry took our advice and are now going out with each other! young love. x

So, thats what has happened. Nothing exciting.
Maybe something more exciting next week

Amy

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