Boredom, why am I so bored?

School holidays eh! what can i say. they are sooo boring! There is nothing you can do...
well, there is a lot of things to do, just, we can never be bothered to do them! I mean, i WAS going to go to Thorpe Park today but i couldn't be bothered to get out of my bed! it's a good thing i didn't go as well cos my friend who recently moved to France came and knocked on my door! haven't seen her since the beginning of the summer holidays and i was so pleased to see her! i was still in my pyjamas but who cares?! Like, they are just clothes you wear in bed right! so it doesn't really matter. at least I wasn't naked! i was dressed! just in bed clothes! Anyway! I'm not allowed on Facebook till the weekend! It kinda broke the computer! why is it that whenever i touch the computer, somehow, it dies! i got the BLUESCREEN OF DEATH! if you have ever had the BLUESCREEN OF DEATH! please write a comment on how it happened! it will be most amusing to hear all your weird tales. and i can also find out how many people get the BLUESCREEN OF DEATH! Mary is coming home from France tomorrow! can't wait! i can go to see her on her birthday too, cos i have an excuse to go to her house! i have to give her her present soooo before 6 o'clock i am going to her house and going to give her her present! so she can see me in my DISCO VIKING INFERNO OUTFIT!! Halloween is gonna be greeeat! I'm gonna go so hyper on sugar its gonna be insane! Jess A and i are going to have a movie Marathon as well, Phantom of the Opera, The Matrix Trilogy, Twilight, The Gremlins. those are just 6 of the hundreds of movies we are going to watch on Saturday!

Now, something really straaange! i know a boy called Dominic Strange right (strange by name, strange by nature!) and he told me last night that he has a six pack, and i don't believe him. soooo, next time i see him one of my friends has to judge whether or not he has one. if i win and he DOES NOT have one then he has to kiss my friend Penny! if he wins and he DOES have one then i have to ask out the boy I'm crushing on! Send a comment on this post saying who u think will win this bet, does Dom have one, or not?!

OMG, i am really bored but there is so much to write about in this blog! i haven't stopped typing in about ten minutes! god I'm weird! see! i have no life! I'm spending an eternity typing to you guys! and half the people who read this i see on a daily basis! OMG I'M A WEIRDO! just to let you know the only thing i have eaten/drank today was a cup of tea! with NO sugar! i have no idea why I'm so hyper! I have got rowing tomorrow though! that will be fun! i will be seeing my friend Becky for the first time in 3 weeks(ish) she has been on holiday in Morocco, lucky munchkin! MEEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M SOOOOO BOREDDD! AND I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO FINISH THIS REALLY ANOYING BLOG BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING ESLE BETTER TO DO!

Ok, i'm gonna try something really cool! i am going to write the next paragraph without looking at the keyboard, then i'm not going to edit it so you can see how well ive learnt how to touch type... ok!? here we go...

hey my nam,r id Amy Dyer and i live in Weybridge with mt brother and mt mam nd mt dad. My mam is called Lixxie and mt dad is called Terry. mt brother id called Eamonn bur we call him ED for short. ED is also his initials! hey im getting the hang of touch typing now. i havent made a mistake yet! i'm doing really well arent i? see how bored i am? im practasing touch tupin in a blod! oh man i made a mistake!

OK I'm bored of that now too! touch typing takes to long! OK I'm gonna save you guys a lot of time doing more valuable things than Reading this crappy thing so I'm gonna end it here for today! maybe something more interesting will come up in the next few days. I'll update this on Friday so don't even bother looking tomorrow because i ain't even gonna bother unless something AMAZING happens (like my Eamonn getting pregnant or something)
Adios Amigos!
Lol i don't even do Spanish....
Auf Wiedersehen meine klein gross Shokolade Pfhankucken!
(Don't know what that means? copy and paste it into a translator if you really want to!)

Love
Amy
xxx